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2010-09-08T09:32:00.000-07:00

hey!looks like it's been some days since i last post..ahah

no difference in my awesome life.still waiting for my o levels to end and then i'll party like a party-er........yea......throw my toes up in the air and scream for food!!
yeap that is all about my recent activities/happenings/occurrence/incident/event/episode/occasion.....haha.Synonyms!!!i love them..

oh and i am REDIRECTING MY HOTMAIL!!!add me if you want to...(paperballsareheavy@hotmail.com)yeah.

Can't really sleep right now..tried counting sheeps but i realised it's hell of a stupid thing to do.Who the fuck come up with all this shit ass things..i mean who really count sheeps at night??clearly you're indoors and all you can see above you is a white ceiling or blue or red or whatever the colour is your ceiling.Absolutely dumb fuckery..can't believe i trusted my pre-school teachers on this..they're ruining your childhood cause everything they say are lies.cuckoo liars.so if you're 6 years and below and reading this.......don't listen to me...i'm an asshole.hehe

on the very side note like really at the side like at the edge of the grand canyon......haha
would things work out between me and you??no??yea thought so...(damn i'm talking to myself...who does that??)

bye!

2010-06-11T07:20:00.000-07:00

alright i know that i said i won't be updating any sooner..i just have to get this out of my bloody rib cage.also i have time today..i dunno why..so this post is an exceptional to what i've said..

anyway.....what i want to say is....

KANINA SINGAPORE FUCKING TITS SIDEWAY!!!!!!!fucking piece of shyt pisses me off cause of the world cup.suck asshole only take four matches of the whole world cup matches.and i'll bitch slap whoever did this for taking south africa vs mexico as the opening match.eff u piece of shyt country.who the fuck wants to watch this two teams go against each other..they're nt even one of the favourites.ASS fuck and i have to wait for the semi finals to see another match.FUCK YOU!!!why cant u just take the whole matches or maybe the IMPORTANT ones and air it.there u'll make the society happy.but no.......u go and take four effing matches only!!FOUR PATHETIC MATCHES!!!!!to think that u can save money for other uses..fuck u man!!!u fucking governments have so much money to spend on to make people happy and this is a good time to spend it...instead u people working in the fucking governments(those in the cabinet) shove ur money up ur asses to save.FUCK YOU!!!seriously i hope that singaporeans sees this is an effing issue and not support the government.there they'll see who's the fucking boss in this fucking small piece of island.bitch u make my whole life miserable fucking whore!!!!!fuck i'm mad and i'll stay mad with this effing country.cause it's so tiny and puny that when i grow up,i'll fucking crush the government with my asshole and let them smell and take in all the shyts that they're giving me now..
FUCK YOU SINGAPORE!!!SMALL PIECE OF SANDY BALLS ISLAND!!!!

there u have it...my rant.

i love u guys..bye!

2010-06-04T04:25:00.000-07:00

aye wassup u guys?n girls.n my grandma.yup.currently i'm thinking of smething to write.it's been a few days since i last post.haha.

okay my point of posting this..is to tell u ppl that i'm extremely busy this year.gt my girlfriend to think of,my friends and other old ppl.do u like old ppl?cause i do..only certain old ppl of course.nt those who are always drunk,gambling under my pillow,fat and hot-tempered assholes.yea.but the wrinkly cute heart warming petite ones.like my grandma.yup i love her.she's a hot ass chef.yup when she cook she look hot.haha.wtf i'm a dirty pervert asshole.anw i like girls..lots of them..

alright im not going to write a motherfucking essay abt wht i've done lately..just the essential ones.
1.just now i ACCIDENTALLY touched an aunty's ass.yup.dont get me wrong it's an accident.i have my standard before i touch stuffs.hehe
2.i knw i lost 6 marks fer my o lvl malay paper 2.hope tht's just abt it.plsplsplspls pray fer me to get a distinction.i give u candies if u do.
3.i gt a sunburn which hurts badly.i need my grandma to put ointment for me...cause she have soft hands.haha
4.had a first time performance with my band in front of ppl tht i could nt see.cause i kept my eyes shut almost the whole time.whoever seen or heard our performance pls give me ur opinions.haha

ok by nw i knw u'll be thinking why the fuck are u reading this long ass piece of essay.so i'll stop here.i won't be updating any sooner because i've gt loads of things to do.so understand k ima??haha..and anda also..and my grandma....

2010-01-15T19:54:00.000-08:00

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yup i've basically updated on the interesting things i did for the past few months.enjoy the wonderness of it!
i love chocolates and cakes and bets.so those who are in debt with me you know what to do.

chee-bye!!

2009-10-07T01:41:00.000-07:00

sup people!!ahah.havent been updating cause of n lvls.haha.left with two papers.yup.hav been studying babe....and i did not watch the television.haha!!gd right??nah im just joking.haha.i do alot mre watching tv shows then studying.anyway left with two papers so i dont really care much.ahah.

anyway i hav finally give up.yup.you pipsqueek go figure out yourself wt im talking abt.haha.that bangladeshi won the bet.wt the hell.finally i lost a bet.haha.im really gd eh??*winkswinks*haha.alrite enough of my sentimental lyfe that ive been posting on lately.im nt gonna write anymre abt it.i'll be talking mre on my whack out lyfe which im gonna hav soon.very very soon.hahahaha!!!!!!!

so.....having been researching on it..(idk if it is an english sentence<<<<)aheh..my blog is going to be a boring one which you guys wont bother to read...

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so...im making my blog private!!!!hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!when i hv the tyme....hehe.so,if you people are interested in reading my blog ask for the invitation personally.i'll invite you.ahah.bt for those who are the special ones i'll invite you guys myself.so get rdy to find if you're special to me!!!!hahahahaha.

k peace!

chalo..........oh wait no vulgarities....FUCKERS DICK NO BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehe.

2009-09-24T01:56:00.000-07:00

hey!yup.hello.im effing free rite nw..idk why actualli...weird.okeh.ferst of all thank you aisyah for buying me mcflurry oreo WITH extra oreo.yummy!!so nw its ur turn aisyah to buy me kinder bueno.pantat i wait so long eh.when wan give??k,i knw its confusing abt this aisyah(s).yea.hv to bear with it.cause idk any nickname to give them.there are alot mre than i knw.....abt 4 in my skool.so yea.suck!go change ur name la you all!!so irritating.maybe i shud label them as A1-A4...still...confusing.so yea you girls bttr go change ur names.okeh.

uhm.......last day of skool is tmr...for me and my classmates.haha.you suckers must go skool.no lyfe at all.tsktsktsk.uh so far i jus went to 6 houses fer hari raya.pathetic i knw.anyway im lazy also.k.ohya im starting to read books.didnt knw it's effing fun and wdevr you ppl feel when you read a book.okay.that is abt it i guess.......

note:i'll be privatising(is it a word???)my blog soon or change my link.so any futher info will be updated....walao i sound ridiculously retarded.

chalo assholes!!!!!

2009-09-20T09:39:00.000-07:00

hey hey hey!yup.long tyme since i post smething.haha.well,fasting mnth has ended.guess wt?i manage to make it full!!!woot!im proud.yea.because its my 1st tyme.haha.and...all those losers who bet on me.please dun whine jus giv me wt i want.haha.well,happy hari raya to all muslims.should be a gd day fer u guys.hah.collect money and stuff.bla bla bla.my lyfe is nt wt u tink.hah.my lyfe sucks on well basically evryday.yep.wif all d fuckers living arnd me.yeah.ferst of all,fuck you BITCH!,fuck you dad,fuck you sis,fuck you singapore,fuck you bbss,fuck you coakroach,fuck you......yea jus fuck la this ppl.im seriously out of idea on who to curse.i guess i shud rathr listen to you...yea.ferget it?why in d world wud i bet smething pathetic which has no objectives.why in d world am i hurting myself.most importantly,why in d world am i talkin lyk this.walao!this is effing sentimental!!!haha.well technically,i hate you fer putting me through this but evn d slightest hate it quickly changes to hw much i care and love you.hah.getting sentimental again.dammit!guess i shud stick to my words.heh.well,nw u guys wud tink twice before saying im rich and smart and stuff.....because welcome to my lyfe,it actually sucks.effing bullcrap.
uh......today im thrilled to hold such large sums of money.yep.its effing alot.i feel lyk putting sme bundles of it inside my underwear.for protection and luxury.haha.only few ppl wud knw d sensation i felt in that effing room.then went to my grandmothers hse only...yep.two houses in one day.very much pathetic.anyway,i dun realli quite lyk to go out wif 'them'.yea.thats abt it i guess.nothing else to say.except that im goin to realli be goin...yea.idk wt that means too....hah

chalo!

if i win the bet anda u buy me car okeh!

2009-09-01T08:59:00.000-07:00

hey guys!!!....girls.ouhk.uhm.....where to start??k right nw im doing my english report.wth.im stuck.uh.....well lyfe is as normal.nothing interesting happend lately.yup.only that i almost break fast ytdy.BUT I DID NOT OK AISYAH(horny one).got to win the bet.ahah.lol.this will be just a short post.yea.really i do not knw wt to talk abt.so yea.k hw abt you readers tag me on what u wan me to blog on my next post.yea.that should be fun.i guess.haha.oh,currently im nt replying any tags because idk who to start with.yeah.that's abt it then.fuck!

peace in out!

why still lie when i can see the obvious truth?wtf...you are..........(;

2009-08-29T10:32:00.000-07:00

yeah yo!!dammit!!!sally you arsehole!!!why cant i hear you!!
k fuck this.fuck you.

lyfe is great wif my friends.bt it would be better if she was still there.k anyways.i love my friends.bt i love her mre.k wdevr.my friends hav made my lyfe mre meaningful.yup.bt i bet she can do better.dammit cn you shut tup!!sry.giv me 5 mins.i hav to talk to my othr side of me to nt interupt................k done!ahah.yup i knw its lame.didnt knw wt to type anyway.uh......i gt 5th in class and level...yea.nt interesting huh?

k lets start anew.today i saw alot of noodle hair.lyk sme lyk macceroni,gt maggie den gt this one idk hw to describe.its effing curly.i jus feel lyk cutting his head off.anyways,no offence to those who hav curly hair.except those who really hav to rebond lyk a hundred tymes at least.went to geylang wif my dad to buy dengdeng.yup.my objective was that juicy little triangular piece of meat.yummy!sad i had to eat it cold.anyways,saw alot of minah wif their mats.i dun understand the minah though.they wear make up and it melts rite aftr they step in the pasar or market or wdevr u call it.i mean goddamn you alrdy look ugly and you made yourself look ugglier.their face is worst than bigfoot.talking abt bigfoot,i dreamt of hym...her...wdevr....ytdy.idk wt i did though.yup.

ouhk tmr Mrs Nathan is coming to my school.of all ppl why her??why nt rowan atkinson or eminem or bruno...ok nt bruno.he is gay.ohya,AISYAH IF YOU CAME TO SEE THIS SENTENCE...JUST REMEMBER I WANT MY KINDER BUENO!!!haha..you lose the bet.you lose you lose you lose you lose!!wt a loser!!!haha..jkjk.dammit you.where are you now?haiya.i really dun understand you.kla if you want be away frm me.fine.be it.just so you knw i miss you alot.ohya and i told you so.....i miss your hair btw.yup.ahah

2009-08-21T22:06:00.000-07:00

wah....fasting month has begun.yup.today's the first.so tired rite nw.so bored.ahah.
yesterday,i feel lyk a gay cause of something i dun wish to elaborate.my mind is all blank rite nw except i could see her.ahah.ridiculous.

yup i guess i miss her.yea.i realli miss her.idk hw to elaborate that part anymre if u cnt understand.guess you are too dumb then to nt realise.anyways yesterday was fun and a forced funny.why?me and my shitties playd a patience game.ahahaha.effing cool.hav to take turns getting tickle by three ppl at the feet and armpit.nabei.realli cnnt take it.sme gt cramp sme get a ride of his tyme.yea.that is effing funny.asraf wants to hold aqil's leg so yea.he didnt hold tight enough so get roller coaster ride ah.i gt a cramp tickling my fren.wtf!

oh land of the lost is a must watch movie.it's effing stupid and funny.the ppl of course,sooo dumb!!ahah

ouhk i'll end wif a farewell to you.ahah.so pathetic!
farewell to my ppl who knws me.to those who dosen't.....rock it bitches!!!!!!!!!

bleah.

imyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimyimy!!!im soooooo pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!woot!

2009-08-20T01:29:00.000-07:00

hey peeps!!and bitch<<(goes to asraf)asshole stay away frm my damn baby okay!!!jus shyt urself.hahaha.those who knws wts happening gd..those dunno tooo bad!ahah.

aite.prelims fer n levels has end.left with math o level onli.papers were quite easy.okeh......rite nw listening to a realli shitty song.i dun evn knw hw i cn cme to listen to it.haiya...pathetic.

wah!!!realli stress and bored dis days.fasting month coming.....i'll try my best.hehe.
k a kid jus made my day!!!haha.he was effing cute and funny!!cant wait to hav kids.i wan to hav lyk tons of them.yea.so get rdy fer sme pain aite my future wife...whoevr u are.aheh.

lol.i tink she's rite its jus infatuation i guess.wdevr.my pathetic lyfe will still goes on.ahahaha.cant wait to destroy evrytin in front of me aftr my math o levels are done.woot!!!!i'll smash whoevr's face dats bside me that tyme.so sry.

ok dunno wt to write....the world is getting bored.no mre deaths,disaster,war...k nt war.too costly.nt gd nt gd....chalo beteh!!!

monkeys produce aids.

2009-08-15T10:16:00.000-07:00

yeah peeps!!!i'm happy!!!!because i'm happy.yeah.....k that is ridiculous.ahah.past two days was effing fun.playd and playd and playd.and i came to love my prelims.maeb except physics.which sucks big tyme.i dun evn get u ppl who love physics.its jus a waste of ur precious tyme uknw.yup.

k the day that i was pissed because.
1)i woke up effing late fer my ferst day of prelim.wt the shyt sia!stupid alarm cock!
2)i am late alrdy and the stupid mrt guy who is inside that stupid big box beside the thing that u tap ur ezlink make me evn mre late.chibai.came to topup $5 using $50 and change he gave me $40 and $5 coins!coins goddammit!and he ask me to count myself to see if it's correct.wt the hell!!!i feel lyk punching his assholic big fat nose.lucky him gt the big box.
3)aftr my paper went to finish up my dnt.one of my headings is lost.i was effing pissed cos i burn burn oredi then lost.and guess wt i found it inside my file.aftr i've submit evrytin.nabei...
4)my frens borrowed my ss notes and left it in class.wt im goin to study sia!!nabei.i was effing stress.
5)msg her and she nvr reply.ask fer sme notes on ss bcos she finish her paper bt nvr reply.i waitd arnd her block bt nvr reply.haiya......so mre stress.gt hme see my ss book.fuck it i didnt study.k i didnt realli fuck it ah.dun get me wrong.

bt wdevr i dun giv a shyt.she drives me effing insane dis few days.i gone mad evry night.bt nw she is talking to me so.yup.bloody effing happy.ahahahaha.k shyt.idk hw to end nw.ive said lame things,telling my effing lame lyfe,said vulgarities(wait hav i?nvm jus to be sure.FUCKKKKK!!),k uh............................

bbye mumbai and dubai!!!chalo beteh!

i hope she really means abt stealing my heart.wait ltr i die hw sia?aiya susah nye...

2009-08-12T03:43:00.000-07:00

CHIBAI LA!!!!!!!!!!!!KANINA MUSIBOT AGONG CELAKA!!!!!JUBO IREGULAR POLYGON!!!!!!!!!

im effing piss wif sme ppl and myself today k.so ya fuck it la.

2009-08-10T04:10:00.000-07:00

You're at Marina Square and those MNMs are staring at you. :

-Don't start to show how intimidated you are by their stares
-Don't say "ape tengok2, aku lawar sangat ke?"
-Walk away to any opposite direction even though its the longest route out of there.
-Once you're 300 meters away from them and while you are still visible to them, shout "kau anak siaaaaal.... bluek!"
-Do that 'sap konek' gesture by bending your knees slightly, take both arms and cross them in front of your genitalia and
-run!!!

Situation 2
Minahs argue back and say "asal nan kening ako?" :

-smile a suspicious grin and keep quiet. It'll make them very curious and furious but they can't do anything.

Situation 3
It's 1am, you're trying to sleep & those MNMs are making too much noise under your block. :

-Throw waterbomb
-Cover your bolster with a white cloth, tie it to a rope, lower it down your window. Pochong.
-Call police and report excessive noise/ underage smoking under void deck/ illegal gathering/ & say while on the way home, you THINK you saw them inhaling glue from a red plastic bag. Not forgetting, say your little baby sister can't stop crying due to the noise.
-Turn your room lights off and hide in the darkness while shouting out "nabei cibai bising lah mat!" keep doing so until they try to investigate.
-Once patrolling police arrives, the noise will subdue and you can sleep. you win.

Situation 4
You're boarding a public transport and a group of mats/minahs are suddenly mysteriously behaving really annoying and loud, trying to get your attention, stand inconsiderately near to you and won't stop staring. :

-They're just trying to get your number and those sorts, so best way to annoy them back is to pretend you don't even notice them.
-Pretend to sleep.
-Look away from them.
-Stare out the window.
-If you sanggup enough to kena kan balik til the end, alight the train/bus before they do.
while outside the train/bus and the doors are already closed, give them the middle finger through the windows and then look away quickly before they're able to return you another middle finger. you win.

Situation 5
MNMs aren't happy about what you wrote about them in your blog and they're searching for you. :

-Don't ever go City Hall. Thats where they will only go, and since you're not there, they can't find you, and you win!
-MNMs arranges to meet you outside to settle things, don't ever agree to it even though they'll start claiming you're a wimp. Plus, whats there to settle through a meet up? Most to most they'll just start beating you and threaten you to death, while at the end of the day you'd just go home and blog about the experience. When things aren't settle, it makes them even more furious. Don't you just like it when they're pissed?

Situation 6
You are at large, every gangster groupie shit is hunting down for you and you're caught. :

-There's nothing more or less to expect than being beaten up, but before that, make use of your intelligence to argue back and start a debate. Those cunts can't speak English any better than us, they'll hurl vulgarities in Hokkien which they don't even understand 60% of. So continue giving your points in ENGLISH. You see, in every group of mats or minahs, there'd surely be at least one person who has a higher IQ, understandable, nice and willing to negotiate to make things less complicated instead of just blindly whacking you for no good, so take the advantage to save your dignity.

Situation 7
MNMs are tailing you from behind for no apparent reason With intentions to either rape, rob or wrong identity. :

-If you're alone, take your phone out and call 999. Don't hang up the phone until you know you're safe. Keep updating them which street or block you're walking along and ask for assistance. If the MNMs manage to catch up with you, bare with the pain, the police will arrive in a short while.
-If you're walking along Esplanade, Padang, Adelphi and Penin, run towards anyone in a group, no matter if theyre MNMs themselves, someone from the underground scene, or any wakwak tua. People are willing to help (esp if you're a girl) even though they know its outnumbered.
-If you're somewhere near home, run and call anyone who is most probably at home and tell them to open the door in advance so it'll be easier for you to dash in and escape.

Situation 8
MNMs already whacked/raped/rob you. :

-Gather every evidence possible.
-Go police station
-Report and make statements
-Press charge for damages
-Receive money

got it frm my sister..ahaha..effing cool!!!

2009-08-09T05:57:00.000-07:00

hey!!k i jus came bck hme.so tired man!!k wdevr.went to lido to watch g.i joe.ultra cool!!ovr there almost got bang by dis ultra super duper big boobs women.i tell u its huge okeh.luckily i do sme of the g.i joe moves.walamak!haha.k im lame.

anyways,recently ive been tinkin abt wts my point of lyfe.n yea.i finally found it.my point of lyfe is her.yup.i tink i hav fall in love wif my study partner.hah.bt im far frm getting her cause i tink i hav annoy her fer lyk a thousand tymes a day.n i tink she hates me.fuck man.who cares.ahah.k fer nw i wont disturb her till maeb aftr she finishes her o levels.thats if i still rmbr her.aheh.i gt stm.k wdevr.yea.in the begining i lyk her fren bt nw she seem to get to me.weird huh?heard alot of rumours abt her that idk whethr i should believe.wdevr i dun care.i still care fer her n i dun giv a shyt if the rumours is true.k hope she lyks me too.k that wont happen in a million yrs.ahahah.dammit!k idk why i say that.a thousand apologies readers.ahaha.

i wan be rich!!!!!u knw why?so that i cn buy wdevr she wants.bt ferst i hv to buy food frm yami youghurt wif fruity pebbles as toppings.woot!!!k im mad.oh sry guys i didnt get to do 'THE DANCE'.shythole i hv forgotten abt it.anyways i didnt see anyone lyk into celebrating singapore's bdae.haha.serve u rite nathan!!!i wonder when he will be dead.goddamit im so mean.k i love u president!

ouhk.......im lost into tyme and space...................k wt the shyt!

peace in out!

i love ima my study partner.sshh!

2009-08-07T20:28:00.000-07:00

hello!!haha.ok dis wk is effing fun!lyk d whole wk is fucking fun!!evryday i'll do smething fun,stupid and funny.and my prelims jus nxt wk!!!ahahahaha.im so deaaaad.....k wdevr idc.

sunday:went out wif d two cuckoos.it was okeh.study den listen to her korean fren talk.wihch made me laugh alot.yup.oh den d fun part came when we went to imm.wait fer her to draw money...end up she didnt.pantat.u still owe me swensen's and McD!!!woot!ouhk.aftr dat walk hme.damn tiring cos she ask me to carry her bag.bt wdevr.im a gentleman.haha.bt it was fun along d way.

monday:k dis day i forgot wt special thing i did.yup.

tuesday:wah!dis one fun.ouhk ferst.during DnT.playd pranks wif my fren by sticking double sided tape at their chairs.so when they sit,den stand up,the chair will be lyk sticking at their ass.ahahaha.so funny!den aftr skool playd wif______(fill in the blanks)certain ppl knw.den wrap me and my friend wif toilet paper.lyk a mummy.there's a pic bt i won't upload it.den we jump along d corridor.gt caught by a tchr.so we hv to write a report.bt hell who cares.its fucking fun!!

wednesday:had oral mly.d female tchr was looking at me lyk wan to ask fer my number.srsly its scary.yup.cock up fer my oral i guess.use alot of english word.den playd soccer.along d way smething funny happen bt idk i forgt.haha

thursday:k dis one is effing fun also.stayd at my skool at night.and it is super effing cool!!!went to all of our roof excess.alot of effing cool places.went to switch off d lights of d classrooms as they were opend fer opening ceremony.and my fren playd wif d _____(fill in d blanks)yea.super cool sia!!destroy sme of d classrooms.ohya,our netball court was effing dark till u cn bring ur gf/bf fer ___(fill in d blanks).

kla im fucking lazy to type.gt mre.bt too bad i wan go slp.

join me fer 'THE DANCE' at 8:22 tmr.ahahahaha.mre info go alc.com.sg.my.uk.co

k peace in out!

2009-07-26T14:02:00.000-07:00

hi!goddamit.do we hv to say hi in the start?shythole.its so irritating sia.k wdevr.basic courtesy.okay....currently doing my math.yup.in the morning.i want get distinction for my o level math.gd rite?nt lyk that kid.say only wan go study.bt end up going shopping.asshole.go be roadsweeper la u.ahah.jkjk.

anyways i want rant on detention.cos it jus came to my mind.okay.k best.
why hv detention?srsly its a waste of tyme and unfair.ure late fer a milisecond and u get detain for an hour?hw unfair.i would lyk to protest.bt it will probably end up wif a conflict.nt gd nt gd.later tourist wont cme spore and i cnt see japanese girls.k.bck to detention.d ones who are taking care of the detained students are also stupid.dumb.idiot.you ask us to shut up we dont want fuck off ah.srsly ah i hate u "prefects".ahah.no offence.detention is a bloody waste of tyme cos u waste my tyme.id rathr eat sia.knnccb.take my eating tyme.u knw hw eating is important to us(ME).it's very crucial especially at my age.so if cn,do detention venue at canteen okay?k best.anyways there are bttr ways of punishing students who are late.take out a minute of their recess tyme or help the vendors sell food(get free foods in return) or dun punish at all uh.giv warning onli.see my ideas are waaay bttr then M.O.E aka ministry of education.in my terms,ministry of (e)diots.haha.coool.

oh smethng bad happend lately.sooner or later u guys will find out.till then dun ask me anytin.or i'll slap ur effing face.and rip ur balls,in the case of boys.oh n i dun hate prefects.i looove them.muacks!hahahaha.

a change of feelings,a change of a person.dammit!so confuse....hehe

2009-07-20T13:04:00.000-07:00

hey..
posting rite nw cos nothing much to do.i hate exams.yep.it sucks.bcos....u hv to pour ur brains out jus to get one simple ans.its bttr staying at hme listening to my parents nag.k no.joking.exams r bttr.ahah.

today is racial harmony day.so yea gonna wear d traditional costume or wdevr.gonna be an arabian.so yea wdevr.

k d reason im posting is again my frens ask me too.dammit u assholes!its 4a.m.yup.i should be practicing my math.den suddenly d com switch on.lyk magic.so yea play wif it.....till it switch off.kaninabei.owning sme assholes in a kickass game n u turn off?im currently piss wif u Sally!!k i call my com Sally.bcos i hv nothing much to do.

k recently i hv a new fren,n she wans me to pose abt her.so yep.she is a cuckoo jus lyk her sister.super funny.always crack stupid lame jokes.bt its hilarious.so yea wdevr.bcame my study partner,bcos d othrs pangsei(or hwevr u spell it)me.my old frens getting mre n mre childier.evrything wan to fight.stuuuupid la.bt funny also.sme of them bcme mat oredi.yup.evrytyme nvr cme school.n u dream to go to sec5?haiya.stress sia see them lyk dat.srsly i wan them to succeed in lyfe(good fren rite?iknw)bt wdevr la.lazy to lyn them.

ohya bck to my new fren,she is abit selenge bt i love talking to her.cos she will hv all d selenge topics to talk abt.haha.bt yea she is fun.n fer her own sake...she is pretty la.wdevr eh!ahahaha!

k dats abt it.i wan go slp bt............idk.haha

2009-07-13T13:20:00.000-07:00

hi!
my current status:PISSED and HYPE!!!
dun ask me abt d pissed part,i dowan to elaborate.

im super hyper cos im listening to dis song.k im nt listening to any songs.its jus in my head.so yea hearing through my thoughts.cool rite?i knw.and nw is 4:24 in d morning.i finished less than half of my math.hah.(mre den 15 qns oredi!!).i'll be doing SS later aftr i blog.cos lately alot of ppl ask me to update.yup.reason fer nt updatin as u knw im SUPER LAZY.woohoo!!

i hav a new nickname made by my new fren.k dis is nt interesting rite?........fuck cares la.oh nw is 4:48 a.m.two mins hav pass.wow i cnt believe tyme pass so quickly.see nw is 4:29 a.m.this is extremely amazing!and i am extremely out of idea what to write.bitch man!

k nw ive satisfied those ppl who pester me to update.nw ur turn.fuck.

i.l.o.v.e._._._.b.u.t.i.d.k.c.o.s.
i.'.m.f.r.e.a.k.i.n.c.o.n.f.u.s.e.
a.n.d.b.l.a.n.k.r.i.g.h.t.n.w.
djscfjsdfsnfjksnlfbnaflaebfgilf
peace out!
4:35a.m.hehe(:

2009-06-18T08:18:00.000-07:00

yup!today was fun!yep.went for class outing at sentosa.at ferst i was pissed off wif sme ppl who last minute dowan cme.kanina.k nt piss off la.actualli idc.uhm took mrt there.den wen rch i decide to take d cable car.bt nt evn a single muthafucker(no offence) agrees.shythole!so wdevr la took d monorail there.den wait lyk a dumbass inside there...yadayadayada...find a gd spot undr dis big mothrfucking tree.its super big.yup.at first i didnt knw wt i did.STM.so ovr there play wif water.splash here n there.uhm play wif d soccer ball.play wif d sand.took pics.oh n gt dis funny indian couple askin us where's d dolphins.wth?point to d othr side of d beach(pahlawan beach).den i said here no dolphins bt gt tiger.den the guy go ask my fren 'u see tiger ah?where?'(wif indian escence).nabei chibai i wan to fucking laugh infront of their fucking faces sia.bt i gd boy.so ya giggle.(NOT GAY).k maeb smetymes.haha.den walk bck.den eat.played a prank.den took 963 home.

bt.......stop at one point where evryone suddenly alight.chibai.walk to west mall frm d place.nabei!i was freakin tired so i did all kinds of stupid things.dun wish to elaborate.den buy drinks fer my family.den reach hme.

recently there are sme cuckoos who called me n turn out to be wrong number.one of them evn ask me if im his mother.wth?funny though.

ohya,hv been talkin to minah otf fer 2 days at night.shes kinda cool n her voice is sexy.heeee.ferst night was fun bt second one i tink i talk to much.haha!

ouhk till here......

one mre thing starfish made really good scratches fer ur itches.

2009-06-13T11:04:00.000-07:00

hi!!i would lyk to say dat im tired n bored rite nw.haha.ouhk.holiday is such a bore i cnt wait to start skool.my studying mood has gone n i knw im gonna freak out soon.haiya!hw to study??its fucking retarded sia.weekends r quite fun.my parents always take us out n watch movie.so,ive lyk watch almost all d movies in d cinema.still i wan watch mre.hehe.my money is depleting.lyk d ozone layer.only it causes global warming bt mines money loss.wtf!i feel soooo........empty...inside my pockets.wahaha!k lame k bye!aiya.dis 2 cuckoos who hv wastd my bloody prep8 msgin me.ask d same qn and all.and they turn out to be siblings.lyk wtknnbccb!!nabei.cn one msg me and both read tgthr rite?taik.bt fun ah talk to them.lyk super funny.yep.dat funny girl dunno who is 'MEGAN FOX'.my bloody fuckass hawt wife she dunno.nabei.hah.mus be d lack of watching tv.saded.dun act u dun watch u study ah!kanina.sit down always daydream abt her stupid dream ah...

k,cn anybody get me in d mood of studying?????????????????????????i wan pass la.

poop.im gone.

bored.....

2009-06-12T06:16:00.000-07:00

yep!im bored.wtf!im always bored.haha.k nothing much to say actualli.did smething realli bad.so must taubat(repent).hehe.

...........................zzZZzzzz.....................

nobody to talk to in msn.since minah has gone to forgt weh....haha

miss talking to her sia!!!!!!!

kla bbye!

2009-06-08T09:54:00.000-07:00

wahkanina im tired siol nw!!haha.cnnt wait fer tmr outing to sentosa whee hee!!im freak ass bored rite nw.argh!wt to type sial!k today nthn much.morning wash d toilet cos its freak ass smelly.yadaydayadayada.den went out to repair my bike.yay!cn use my bike fer tmr.nt fer d outing of course crazy wan me to cycle all d way there who d fucking asshole cn do it sia.go skool of course.DnT nt finish.n its freaking me out.nabei.nw staring at a blank piece of wood........k fer those girls who r freak ass heartbroken go listen to hardcore songs or see funny vids.haha.jkjk

well guys nowadays dont suck k?dun u girls tink dat way ah.saded uknw hearing u all say we suck.ah!i wan cry ah!*crying*.......*still crying*...*yep still crying*....

k girls,heres an advice on guys.uhm my view.hehe
-we r nt being assholes to be apart frm u.its jus dat smetyme being apart wans us to wan u girls to be hapi n nt hurt.
-evn tho wen we dun kip reminding u we love u.we do deep inside.u jus hv to dig it out.lol.jus trust us wen we say we love u.
-fer those who were dump by d guys.we r nt dumping u actualli.we wan u to nt feel hurt anymre.cos we suck at taking care of u.lyk me i suck at taking care of girls.hehe.bt i knw hw to make them hapi.
-girls if u realli love dis guy tell hym straight.dun wait lyk....k jus dun wait uh.n if ure rejectd or smthn dun feel sad.cos realli its nt worth waiting fer guys.(k maeb i admit dat guys suck.ABIT ONLY).
-dun evr fake ur personality,cos we'll knw d truth.jus show ur trueself.we'll lyk it.except maeb those who realli ah,cnnt take it wan.
-dun evr evr i repeat evr i'll repeat agin eh evr lie to us.cos dat will make us angry n yup negative thoughts will flow lyk water flow.haha.
-girls pls look....uhm look far.k nt far ah dats daydreaming.uhm look at othr guys wic u knw.cos d one ure dying fer might nt be d ONE.bt instead d closest one dat always there to help u out in anything.
-dun evr cme bck to ur ex dat has treat u lyk an ass.nvr evr do dat.cos u'll end up wif d same ending.worse still u'll get freaking hurt.
-dun try to hurt urself cos it hurt us a billion tymes to see dat ure hurt.
-dun do things dat we dun lyk.although we do nt say anything,silence dosent mean concern bt it means dat we kinda dislyk.so yea try to see it.
-dun always stick wif us.cos we too wan hv sme tyme wif our frens doing boys stuff.lyk realli boy stuff uh.it will oso makes us feel uncomfortable wif u watching us all d tyme.
-nvr send a spy to spy on us.jus trust us aite.
-dun always depend on us.
-try to make us hapi instead of us making u hapi.(most of d tyme we make u hapi hor)
-wen ure late to mit up say sry.cos we dun lyk waiting actualli.bt yea we jus keep quite.
-dun scold us fer small things cos we'll nvr evr scold u evn its a big thing.

uh...........gt mre i wan say..bt im freak ass tired ah.......

so nyte2!!!!i'll continue if im nt lazy....

so girls dun say we suck wen we did smthn wrong,try n look at othr side to knw why we do it.cos we will nvr evr wan to hurt ur feelings n always wan d best of u(;
tata......

2009-06-05T09:51:00.000-07:00

hei!!(anthr meaning fer black in chinese)bt its also a form of saying 'hi'.haha.lyk playin wif d word especially using it on _____(fill in the blanks)ppl.k nw i havent been posting since may wic is last mnth.yup.nw posting cos im goddamn bored!skool sux as usual.didnt get to go to the trip.WHATTHENABEICHIBAICAPTENGTENG!gt 4th in class n my mum is still nt happy wif it.yea.wdevr the trip has past.my leg is itching rite nw n fer the past few days.k nw im scrathing it while typing.cool?i knw.i wan to go out n....jus go out.yup.dunno if i wan to go to the sentosa thingy wif my frens.im lazy.yup.had sme plans.bt im lazy.fucking hell im talking lyk a retard.

kk.lately nthn interesting happen to me.except fer mayb im freakin loaded rite nw.ohya change my URL 4 tymes.ferst and second reason,my mum found out abt my blog.third is because i had nthn to do.k there is no fourth.math fail.actuali nt fail ah.jus pass.haha.

CONGRATS to nadia.u found a new guy in ur lyfe.dat's quick.lol.kk least i no nid to take care of ur feelings anymre.n d bet is off!!weehoo!!tink of a new thing to ask me do,since i cnt do wt u told me to do earlier.k?

lately ive been losing bets.and it sucks okay.realli sucks.they kip askin me to treat them.well im loaded.haha.bt still i wan save fer my future okeh!

i wan slp!!!bt i nid smeone beside me!ah who cares.k im missing smeone frm kranji sec.shes freakin hot n beautiful.bt den gt abit of smthn dat i dun lyk.wdevr i still miss her.

k im done typing...

nxt post will be in d nxt century.bye!

whoevr cme acros my new blog pls link or relink aite!

2009-05-23T00:32:00.000-07:00

PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!im craving fer d new kinder bueno!!!!nt d kinder joy hor!!the white bar one...friday i search fer it ovr three shops!ovr three shops sia!!!!!wtb!!!!still im nt giving up.hah!(im such a gd role model)hehe.k friday was NORDIN'S BIRTHDAY.so yup.happy birthday la.dat day i raped hym aftr school ends.evryone was watching.k nt EVERYONE.bt those who are there luh.yup.im d only one who raped hym othrs jus stared.thanks ah!he elbow my fake teeth!wth!!i was scared it'll chip off.kaninabuchaochibai!k fyi i hv a super less than one third of my teeth dat is fake.all because of dis guy who somersault ontop of me last yr!!bt wdevr it is BESTIE said i look cute!hehe.k uhm yup.uh.........oh i pass mostof my exams!!!so yea those who bet wif me(AMIRA AND BESTIE).get rdy to rumble!!!!haha.k dats idiotic.yup.get rdy to show ur dissapointing selenge face at me!!hehe.bt dun wry i wont ask u to do any stupid things.why?cos im a gd guy!hehe.okay!

im bloody behind tyme fer my DnT.shythole!!and im still playin dat kickass game.
i dunno wt to say rite nw cos i jus saw smtg dat caught my eye n i forget abt evrything.currently im stress fer sme personnal reasons.yup.i cnt wait to get out of my secondary lyfe.yup.cosi want kip my hair.yup.

k wth!ANYBODY DAT IS KIND ENUF TO BUY FER ME D NEW KINDER BUENO??
i'll say thx.n uhm i'll say dat ure a kind person.hehe

k bbye!!!

ohya forgot one thing!my com is undr repair.currently using my sis laptop.wtf eh!!dunno wen d computer guy will return d computer.so yea.wont be online fer smetyme...hehe

2009-05-21T06:40:00.000-07:00

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

k updated......

im back bebeh!!!!!

2009-05-18T05:35:00.000-07:00

hello ppls!!!!heh.k so long i nvr update.im freakin lazy smmre dis bloody shytass game came out n its freaking cool!!!woohoo.cannot stop playin evn nw im playin it.im addictd to it.omg!!it's my heroine!!!k im weird.wadevr la.k im updating bcos of my bro!she ask me to update.so yeah.n i dunno wat the hell to talk abt.

hmmm.......k lets talk abt my bros!!

they are actualli three girls who look lyk triplets.bedek!(lying).i forgot hw in d world i came to call them my bros.bcos as u knw bros r fer boys.wadevr la use to it oredi.so fuck it bebeh!!ouhk i lyk them.no!i LOVE them.they r one of d reasons dat i cme to skool.yup.they nvr fail to make me laugh lyk hell,gd listeners,active(maeb except fer one..lazy)hmmph!bt still she encourage me.so yea maeb shes nt dat lazy.haha.they always smile,one always laugh to wt smetymes i do nt knw why.always hv their secrets bt nvr tell me.saded i knw.bt who cares!i cnt evn rmbr any secrets they told me.haha.STM.k i love them.shyt hw mny tymes hv i said dat?who cares!!i love them i love them i love them i love them i love them i love them i love them i love them i love them.irritatd?sry!hah.i love them i love them i love them i love them i love them i love them i love them.kk i'll stop.

fer those spammers who talk really horny things at my blog.dun get my wrong i lyk to entrtain u guys cos ure horny.haha.bt im goin to stop entrtaining u guys cos ure jus bunch of idiots.btw ppl im still virgin.cn ask me if its gone aftr i married.yup.othr ppl dun nid to entrtain them cos its lyk stupid uh.haha.still i appreciate dat u guys stand out fer me especially nasyitah.credits.jgn kembang eh.

ohya rite nw i wan to concentrate wif my studies,so no mre rltnshps.as it hurts as pinching all my parts of my body.realli i hate ppl pinching me.wan beat me cn bt dun pinch me k?ok.

im blank.....
so nyte-nyte!

2009-05-02T02:33:00.000-07:00

helo-hai-hi-halo-hello-wazzup-watscooking-watsbaking-watsfrying.lol.all d different types of "hello"said across d world.yup.except fer d last2 luh.haha.ytdy was worth it,went to jammin.F.O.C!!!nt tellin u why!!haha.uhm today went fer bintan briefing.postpone to october.wtf sia!!!shud be may la.bi say dun flirt wif d indon girls.dun wry syg i wont!!oh n sry fer doubting u.

i'm bored!!

currently listening to my butt sounds.weird stuff.i dunno wt did i fed hym dis morning.

k im missin my hunny rite nw):hope i cn go out tmr.

bye peeps!

2009-04-29T08:27:00.000-07:00

hello ppl!!!ouhk april is almost ovr n it'll be may.den ltr may is almost ovr n bla bla bla bla.today was fun.my days are always fun nowadays cos i hv her in my lyfe.hehe.aftr skool gt my nafa test.(is dat hw to spell it?).haha fuck cares.den play floorbal during recess wic is super cool!!score three bebeh.but end up drawing cos my dumb fren go score own goal.funnyshyt sia!

k my main purpose of writing a post rite nw wen i shud be slpin is bcos of sme spammer(s).shytfuck!

k dis is a rant on spammers.
u idiotics dun try to evr spam me or my frens or anyone la k.its super stupid to do dat especialli to me cos im way intelligent den u.no offence bt its true.n if i evr knw u spam my frens be ready to suck ur own balls or tits.k nw bck to hw intelligent i am den u.k to all spammers(makbapak,ferst evr person to spam me).first thing use ur bloody real name if u hv ur balls.why ashame of ur name izit?does it starts wif shytface den smthn2.yup,i bet it does.n u say my cock is small?if it is i bet urs is tiny or maeb it cn onli be seen under a microscope.so buy one n scope ur tiny cock up.ure soo dumb do u knw dat.using those stupid words.grow sme hair under there okay?oh wait!ltr ppl thot dat ur little brothr is lost smeweh in ur small garden.n u hv to use all sorts of science equipment to search fer it.wait!do u knw wt is science?bet u dont wif d little education given to u.my guess u didnt evn get to enrol urself in kindergarden.second thing,dun evr use vulgarities towards me.dat realli shows hw bloodily stupid u r.all spammers hv brains d size of their shytnose.haha.unless d intelligent ones wic i wud giv sme respect as they r intelligent.d bad things said to me is nt true wic all my frens agree wif me.except fer d "PUNAT bsr"nt(punart,wt kind of idioit r u?)lol.bt its nt dat big la.i bet ure jus jealous as urs is a square shape nipple while d othr one is triangle.saded.i pity u,u knw.dun hv d attention u want.be it at skool or ur own hme.u must be d ugliest creature.so sad.go n play wif ur sister's dolls la instead.dat will cheer u up.spammers go on n spam ppl.ure jus making a fool of urself.be intelligent ferst k?go to skool.if nt fuck off frm ppl's blog.fer u little kid(makbapak)i dun giv a damn if ure unhappy wif me,bt i wud wan to knw wats ur problem wif me.i dun wish to hv anymre spammers in blog.lyk i say my blog is jus an entertainment to myslf n u.haha

PEACE OUT SHITOS!!!

2009-04-26T03:51:00.000-07:00

what a wonderfull day i had fer d past few days.haha.well,monday gt mly exam at d hall.super cool n cold(cos gt air-con).lol.sneeze abt 3 tymes till d whole hall cn hear.fuck care.aftr exam play soccer..yada yada yada yada yada.went hme wif bi.n dats abt it i guess.ytdy was super fun!!!!!watch movie wif my hunny.17 again.dickass show start 3.30 we came in arnd dat tyme.start lyk hw long oredi.fuckshyt btol!bt wadevr it is it was super awesome!!!den went to naz's hse.yada yada yada yada.(gt smthns u all no nid to knw)hehe.ouhk den send bi hme.den i go hme la.duh!today,nthn much.i jus gt my haircut,cos my mum kip pesterin me to cut it.so wadevr la.

k nw i'm bored): saded btol.

let's rant abt copycats!haha.

k copycats or shud i say shytholes are assholes.yup. they're a piece shyts comin out their asses.seriously la stop saying or being or looking lyk smeone else.cn?fucking holes i wud lyk to rip ur nuts of if i evr see ur pig face again.yup.nowadays i lyk ripping stuff.be it if i'm hapi or sad.haha.k bck to d topic.copycats are ppl who copy ppl.duh!they copy a person's attitude,looks and bla bla bla.cmon la do u want ppl to copy wt u do?who d fuck wants anothr him/her infront of him/her.haha.am i a copycat?nah!!i dun tink so.haha.wait maeb i am.nope on second thot nope!k all i wan to say is jus be urself.k?

k i'm tired of tinkin wt to write.so,
BBYE!

2009-04-23T04:24:00.000-07:00

hello peeps!!i knw so long i nvr update.so im updating nw.nthn much to say cos i forgot all the things i did fer d past few days.k let's say sme days.hehe.bt i'll nvr forget d moments wif my bby.i luv her so much man!k wadevr i knw u guys dun giv a shyt.i miss my father rite nw cos i miss him.i gt no hp rite nw cos all spoil.asshole!!uhm..i'm bored rite nw cos she is nt wif me.i dunno wt to say rite nw bcos my mind is blank.fyi tmr gt mly paper.hope its nt difficult.so i cn pass wif flying pigs.

k let's rant abt stupid ppl.(im bored)(this is my oppinion)

STUPID PPL ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!nthn else.

k bye!

2009-04-12T00:43:00.000-07:00

WOOHOO!!!!!i cant stop shaking my bloody butt!!!!!!!hahaha.wanna knw why go to aisyah(horny) blog.nabei d song nice siol!!!ive repeatd it abt six tymes oredi.addictd to it i guess.haha.who bloody cares??weehoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!shake ur asses ppl!!!!

ouhk bck to business,why cnt u all be frens??jus be frens?haiya.pathetic uknw seeing u all fight.kla i wud lyk to dedicate dis song to those ppl who hv probs wif othr ppl.i dunno who sing.fuck care i onli knw d chorus.i guess.hehe

why cnt we be frens?oh why cnt we be frens?why why why ai ai ai?why cnt we be frens??hehe

and dat goes on till ure tired of singing it.added sme sentence wic u knw it shudnt be there.if u dunno d song i'll rip ur nuts and front bumpers off!okay?hehe

my blog is ur entertainment(:hehe!!

2009-04-10T07:11:00.000-07:00

hi humans!!!ouhk fyi i onli use my com on fri,sat,sun.aheh.so ya nw u knw why i dun update.k wadevr.it has been a long wk.k actualli onli 5 days so nt evn a wk.wth!k monday,i forgot abt monday..oh wait,its our sports day.haha.k see ppl run.duh!fall(me),scream,shout,half dead,bla bla bla n bla!d usual things u see in ur sports day la.gt 4th fer 800m so i fall fer nthn.ass-shyt!bt gt 2nd fer 1500m.at least smthn.so........bla bla bla.wen to mit my hunnie at bb.send her hme den i go hme.ya,ouhk monday was d onli interesting day cos i dun nid to study.oh n thurs was fun too...only certain "ppl" knw.sooooooooo happy!!!!

ouhk nw im pissed cos gt alot of hw.and nw im lazy to type.so till here.bbye pailala!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

2009-04-03T05:26:00.000-07:00

hello peeps!!!so long nvr post,so im posting rite nw!!duh!!lately nvr touch d com fer sme several reason..which is,one tyme i was tired,i open d com den forgot to use it,i was tired again,too lazy to open in othr words i was tired,too stress and depress,open d com and dunno wt to do wif it so off it bck(dumb)i knw!

ouhk..im so confuse wif dis girl..hehe..k la wan to kip low profile rite,i understand..bt den show me u love me cn?..saded uknw wen u want to do ur "sight-seeing".bt den i kip quiet onli luh.cos i cnnt be angry or sulk in front of her.why?i dunno why..lately i scold smeone n i'll laugh..den end up nt scolding..hw cool n weird dat is?k bck to d girl..i love her sooooooooooooo much n i'll nvr gonna let her go,unless she has to go to d toilet luh..hehe..ily bi!!!!!n imyvm!fyi i miss her evryday despite seeing her almost evryday..mayb dat means i truly love her..hehe..okay cocks n breasts rmmbr dis "physical love dun last dat long emotional love goes on n on......"a sentence frm hafiz (asari?song)forgot hw to spell his scond name..damn i miss his song,always make me laugh.hehe

sports day coming n idc,cos she's nt goin to be there.wtevr it is i'll try to win d 800m.so many gd runners.and i'm d smallest.haiya!!wen cn i grow????haha

I WANT MONEY!!!!pls donate to me if u see me:)hehe

2009-03-22T04:40:00.000-07:00

yay!holiday is finally ovr!wanna knw why i'm happy?cause i did bloody freakin nthn ovr d past few days!!!haha.except fer training fer my interschool cross-country race and went out to watch movie(2 times)and d part weh i went swimmin.k,i guess it wasnt bad aftrall.rite nw i realli miss smeone despite seeing her last thrsday and talked to her evry nite.wadevr it is i miss her ly hell!!lucky tmr gt skool.hehe.hw was ur holiday ppl!!!!!hope u guys suffer.havent finish my freakin hw bt i tink i cn finish it as smeone is goin to giv me a suprise if i do so.cool!!bt fuck DnT cos i realli hate d sub and d tchr srry no offence bt ur english and ur teachin SUCK!!!!haha.k nw im changin my mind i miss havin holidays.haha.k im lazy to type anymre.........

one mre thing,I MISS MY BESTIE!!!!!hehe

annual cross-country 2009!!

2009-03-12T07:08:00.000-07:00

yahoo!!!today is one of my best day evr!!kla cut short ah cos im lazy to rite.i won two trophies fer today cos i gt ferst fer d cross-country race.happy sia!!den my frens gave me a victory bash.thx guys!!ferst one of them say one take pic so went out to d side..den one person wan act gd say,"cme i bring ur back fer u."den d othr one act wan see my phone..the third wan hold my trophies...den wen everyone stare at me.i ask wen wan take pic.den SPLASHIO!!they splash water on me la duh!!bt kinda fun though..noone does dat to me before..so yea fun la wadevr la!haha.den aftr dat lpk wif d "morons" and "retards".mre fun!!!and we do all kind of things.sry lazy to list down.cme ask me if u wan to knw.oh ya take alot of pics bt nt in my phone.saded!den went hme luh..abt 15mins ago celebratd my sis burfday.tk tau malu go and ask fer headphones.wtf!my present u giv me 3 mnths aftr my burfday.den wen i say wait fer few mnths.wan giv me dat fuck attitude.asshole!k tmr im goin skool late cos im lazy...........and nw tyme to bobok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bye!

jeng jeng!!

2009-03-07T21:14:00.000-08:00

helloo!!!!!!finally i cn use d computer.i was freakin busy dis few days.sry if didnt update.lazy la dehk.ouhk first of all for those ppl who i brought to d "secret" place.better shuddup hor!dun tell anyone.or else i'll smak ur bloody tits!!haha.jkjk..k d last few days was great,get to spend sme quality tyme wif her.hehe..tickletickle(;my timing fer d 5km run was 18.10sec.good rite?i tink i'm d fastest in my badge.haha.kerek!bt still i dun tink i cn win d cross country cos dat bloody fast guy is 1min earlier than me..SHYTHOLE!!bt who cares..as long as i get a trophy i'm happy!!!haha.k i dun wan to go to skool bt at d same tyme i cnt wait fer it to start.soooooo weird!!!k fuck who cares!

typing.....

STUPID SHYT HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crap

2009-02-27T05:53:00.000-08:00

YES AH!!!!!finish common test.k i shud hv update dis 2 days ago.so wtevr la.k firstly im goin to fail my math wif flying pigs,pass my mly!(got highest smmre!!)cool rite?i knw..uhm pass my english bt dunno d marks,bt i knw its bad,science nt sure and humanities...i hope i pass..k wtevr la.dis wk didnt do much except fer having sme problems wic i dun giv a damn to solve it..at last train wif d track n field ppl.kinda fun knwing sme cool ppls..bleah..im getting lazy to type.oh yeah PSST!!!learn smth cool and funny today!!haha..thx to rafiz!my fren..duh!oh ya forgot smth.........im tired......bye!

I hope u mean wt u say..i'll kip my promise(;

2009-02-22T00:11:00.000-08:00

helloo....sry didnt update.hv a rough wk..was tired wif d soccer tournaments and all d stuying shyt maria..realli bored nw cos no mood at all.hv my reasons.so yala.d onli reason im updating cos my frens ask me too..haha.basket i say dun pester me rite?hehe.nvm

k guys dats all la.gt to study fer common test so i'll be updating MORE aftr i finish the tests.k bye!

no idea

2009-02-14T20:10:00.000-08:00

WAZZUPP!!!!!!!!!haha..long tyme nvr use d word.walao its been long since i update my blog and ppl are pestering me to do so.so,yea doin fer their sake..haha.actuali rite im lazy sia.kk ytdy was valentine's day..duh!so,HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL!!!!belated.i knw im slow.bt who d fuck cares.haha.k ytdy was a roller coaster.u hv d fun nt fun,fun den nt fun part..fun part was woke up watch 'SEX DRIVE'wah nice siol!den went to my frens hse to visit him cos his sick.made jokes wif d KJD's (secret organisation fer horny and ass spanking ppl)den no mood cos i was suppose to go out wif smeone den she cnnt go out.walao all plans died.haha.den ask smeone to go out wif me den she make all sorts of fucking lame excuses..bt who cares?!dunno wt to do wif her la..kk den took taxi to go to orchard to pass movie tickets to my mum.KANINA waste $15.20..call her she is otw hme.fucker dick!i was pissed den mit my frens..no mood..aftr awhile i went extremely horny..so i did extremely horny stuffs..weehoo!!steam lyk hell siol!!den went to jbs to lpk awhile wif my horny frens..walao!!wastd my chance wif her siol!!!im soooooo fucking dumb!haha..bt nvm today gt chance..maeb..hehe..den my mum kip calling and nag and nag and nag and nag and dat goes on...so i had no mood bck..go hme fuck myself up and go to slp.haha..

Today,haha..skip my relegious class wif sme frens.gd right us?haha..went fer a jog alone..cme bck to weh my frens hang arnd and gt girls..hehehe..lol..jus frens..den saw smeone wif smeone..thot of goin up to her and say hi..bt den see them lying arnd d playground..wt were they tinkin,smmre hot siol..it was funny though wt they did..hahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!kk,nw im hme typing........

shythole!!

2009-02-11T04:25:00.001-08:00

HELLOO!!!!!!haha..long time since i posted.n..................................too bad i forgot wat happened dis past few days.onli thing i remember was talkin wif smeone.haha..ouh ya and play soccer and bla bla bla la.today soccer match postpone again.fucking asshole!!!!k i dowan to write anymre bt i cannot wait for
saturday!!!!!woohoo!!!!shyt i've yet to buy her smth...SHYTHOLE!!!!byes!!

3-in-1

2009-02-06T18:14:00.000-08:00

sry didnt post ytdy and d day before so its 3-in-1 nw.haiya mls nye........kk on thursday went jogging wif my best mate nazirul.jog lyk all arnd d world sia!!haha..up till jurong onli.den wait fer sarah cos wan to go hme tgthr wif her and fanna.so,watch d mly dance ppl dance.duh!!sooooooo cute siol!!bt ONE is absolutely wonderfull!!haha.den went hme wif sarah and fanna.before dat go to mac.no money so buy milkshake onli wic happens to be dinner fer dat day fer me.cos..............i went hme and slp all d way!!haha.oh n i LOVE hanging out wif those two PINCHERS!!haha.den ytdy had soccer training..aftr dat waited at d canteen lyk dumb!!play wif d cat,den play wif d umbrella,got injured by a lanyard!!wtf siol!!oh and disturb d band ppl cos im hungry and they hav food.so yeah its natural rite??den went hme wif a bunch of SUPERB ppl.except fer sme..hehe.oh n i went hme wif HER too!!hehe..at last!!den go to mac again..dis tyme i got money!!woohee!!bought burger and fries and water..haha.eat.......den talk craps and make ppl laugh.hahaha!!dunno hw to drink hot chocolate.gt sme emo ppl at d back wif their "mature" problems.no offence ah!walao!cnt u guys jus fuck d problem and leave it.i mean as jus go wif d flow and dun care la!!haiyo its dat simple siol!!den went to shop and save to buy cat food...den send her hme!!it was cozy in d bus..well fer me la.haha.den i went hme..and today...............i jus woke up.so bbye!!wan go bathe.hehe......

i dun care i still love you!!;)

FUCK YOU MASS RAPID TRANSIT!!asshole

2009-02-04T03:25:00.000-08:00

ayoyo thambi!!!haha.match jus nw was cancel due to heavy rain n we were stuck inside dunearn's canteen fer a long tyme wic is nt bad....cos gt alot of girls.haha.today as usual go through a boring day during skool tyme.........in d morning mre worst!!!kena fuck by d mrt barrier..KONEK AH!!i tap my ez-link oredi rite??fucker go n close d two red thingys..go to d control station n d stupid lady say "i dunno wt to do" wif her stupid face.feel lyk smacking her damn breast sia!!IHY LA!!!!!i hate you,you stupid mrt!!i dun wan to ride u again ah!!asshole!i'll complain to d politicians.idc!!haha..wth!wt cn they do sia!!k dat was jus me being dumb=.=bye!

bleah..

2009-02-03T05:23:00.000-08:00

hi!!haha...fuck!!lost to jurongville 9/8-1!!!wth was dat siol!!!tmr gt match against dunearn wic i wan to trash them lyk hell ah!!IDC!!haha.sry ah i dunno why i'm lyk dis.well maeb becos i'm bored..i guess..dunno la ah!!pantat btol!!k im lazy to translate anymre so anytin go ask ur frens who are mly of course!!dun be dumb and ask an indian or chinese k??lol.k today nothing fun i did except fer aftr skool wic is everyone's favourite part.haha!!sry teachers u guys jus suck!dun cry ah!i'm jus being honest wic u guys teach us at skool..so,my point is..............................if u hate smeone tell them OR maeb u cn fuck them sideways.haha..a word i learn on youtube.com.sg.my.uk.org.edu.fcuk..hehe:)sry i dunno why i did dat...........k.........tinkin wt i did.............sry i forgot...so dt means...............dats all fer today kids!!!enjoy ur suffering days at skool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!k bye!

I'M HOME!!!!!haha

2009-02-01T07:27:00.000-08:00

hellooo!!!!!:DDk i'm back frm KL trip.It was freakin fun ovr there except fer takin d plane part.wth sia!!d plane was freakin cramp,d captain failed his english "i will talk to u nw ah becos i'm afraid i cannot talk to u later"wtf siol!!haha and d stewardess is lyk "muke tk cebok"(fuck face)and budget uniform.haha...k aftr rching KL bla bla bla...den rch d hotel den bla bla bla...sry nothing interesting i did.):d nxt day wake up bathe,eat lunch den go shopping!!!!fun sial!!alot of things i wan to buy and was fuck up along d way.haha..bad sia u all!!!ferst we went to one shop den saw dis shirt and i wan to try it on den my cousin dunno i was in d fitting room cos one of didnt tell.SHYTHOLE!!den aftr trying i wan to ask fer opinion la duh!den wen i came out,all of them are lyk outside d store.BASKET siol!!!anthr one i was buying a band opposite a store my cousins were in..i dunno they came out so i wen to find them den wen i see them they are laughing at me.bodoh!!taik!!bt still i had fun la laughing lyk hell..HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!k enuf.k i actualli lazy to write d whole story,so cut short..wen back to d hotel,nxt day go eat breakfast den go home.k done!

Oh!bought u guys bubblegums:)))))))))say thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!haha

KUALA LUMPUR!!!!

2009-01-30T00:02:00.000-08:00

YAY!!!!!!!!cannot wait for 4.45p.m. rite nw..cos BENNY is goin to take me to d airport n go KL!!!!haha...soooooooooo freakin hapi!!!haha...cannot wait...(lols hw mny tymes mus i say it)u guys stay here n do ur homeworks while i hv fun!whee!!!haha..bt still i nid to do them aftr comin back..fuck!nvm cn copy..jus nw didnt had much fun cos hv to rush to skool n wen i rch,i sweat lyk hell!!took a whole lot of toilet paper and wrap arnd my neck lyk a shawl..cool rite?i knw..haha..tmr u guys hv to beg fer money!!!pdn muke!!(uhm.....serves u rite)hehe..k nw nid go bathe or bath??which evr i dun care...i'll try n buy u guys smtg IF i gt money aftr buyin my stuff...if nt i jus buy bubblegum..cn ah??:)

k bye shitos!!!

2009-01-29T04:46:00.000-08:00

WAH KANINA!!my legs tired sia...of course la gt soccer wt!!!why am i soooo DUMB!tkpe la skali skale(nvm smetymes..)lol shyt translation<<wen to kfc to eat nw i owe my ''kemut"(stingy) fren $2!!wth!!den do sme jackass stuff...eating a cup of ice mixed wif chilli sauce,cheese and sme veggies...fucking gross siol.made my fren throw up..haha..kinda funny though..nw i'm holding d highest rank in jackass history!!!among my frens la.WHEE!!!!den went hme wif wan,naiim and sarah d girl who always pinch me...saded man:(wen i rch hme must eat again so dat my mum won't nag cos she cook oredi...wth la!!am i talkin too much??haha..who d fuck cares.nw i'm bloody bored and tired..................sry dunno wt to say...................................
cannot wait fer tmr!!!!!!!!!cos i'm goin KL!!!woohoo!!!wif my sis onli smmre..d best! family member i evr had...hehe
k i'm ending my crap shyt talk rite nw............oh who evr make rumours of me or my frens i'm goin to kill u guys wif my plastic fork and spoon!!

I dunno wt to do wif u,bored of ur nonsense...haha:)))

hellooooooooooooooooooo....

2009-01-28T04:08:00.000-08:00

uh.....................................
k.
I dun even knw why in so many things in the world i cn do,i made a blog.
dumb rite??yea i knw...
well,dat's part of my personality...i guess..aheh
shythole crap!!
well then welcome to my blog!!haha(wt a stupid welcoming)
k i realli suck in dis thing..cos rite nw i feel dat i'm talkin to myself wif my retarded sister behind me making stupid noises and shouting "save money save money!!!"i feel lyk sticking a flag pole up her butt...jus to see hw pretty she looks lyk..haha
k i tink i'm done talking to myself...bye!